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Mr. Lin is a famous flower to spend big little.
On the first, he wife's birthday, request Lin Sheng to take her to arrive to take off clothes the ballroom opens, wood's livinging is tied up of have no idea, have to do accordingly.
When they arrive to take off clothes ballroom of front door, the body wears uniform of the bellboy immediately politely say before going toward:"Mr. Lin welcomes!"Mr. Lin nervously stops, but Mrs. Lin glares at.
Walk into take off clothes ballroom inside, the headwaiter comes over to inquire about:"Welcome, Mr. Lin, whether still sit old seat?"The facial expression that Mrs. Lin annoys has already started delivering green.
At this time, perform at the right moment a beginning, the striper twists a Zhao waist's limb musical the rhythm with the Zhao, piece by piece strip off the clothes of body.When she takes off most Hou an underwear, the sweet girlish voice shouts a way:"Is this the whose?""Certainly is Mr. Lin!"The whole field guest as one man says.
At this time, Mrs. Lin has already annoyed to faint.Mr. Lin hurriedly starts to embrace her and goes by car by best plan.Mrs. Lin suddenly wide awake, spirit lambaste a way:"Your this liar bastard, beast!"
Accounted to go by car driver to listen to, turned a head to say:"Mr. Lin, the little girl that you seek tonight is very spiteful!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1121 check-up[the author recommend]
A female university student periodically goes a doctor's check-up.
First time which doctor discover "H" that the female university student's chest has red, don't understand its idea and ask it, the female university student answers Yue:"My boyfriend is the student of Harvard University, he likes to be dressed in to have the school the sign'H'of T-SHIRT and I**, time a long print on the body."The doctor is suddenly realize.
Check-up for the second time, the doctor discovers that the letter of alphabet of female university student's chest became "Y" and replied to ask it at the female university student, the female university student answers Yue:"Changed boyfriend just last month, new boyfriend is Yale University, he liked to wear to take sign in the school' Y' of T-SHIRT and I** ……"
Check-up for the third time, the doctor discovers that the letter of alphabet of female university student's chest became "W", hence he says to the female university student very self-confidently:"You changed boyfriend again, the new boyfriend was WASHINGTONUNIVERSITY of, right?"The female university student smiles Yue:"Answered a rightness half.The new boyfriend is MINNISOTAUNIVERSITY."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1122 Special Duty Unit to recruit a person[classic]
Hong Kong Special Duty Unit recruits a person to hear that the request is rather high:Abstain seven feelings six desires.There is a young man that register for examination, the military instructor does a test for him:Picked his clothes, hanged one bell Dang on the male's root, then called a wear GIRL of Bikini is in his in front a twist of, hears:Purine purine."OUT", the military instructor says.The young man defies, "believe that the military instructor is also similar".Hence the clothes of military instructor also picked and hanged one bell Dang on the male's root, it called one naked GIRL is before his public appearance a twist of, "purine purine", young man of greatly ring, military instructor of have no action.The young man took and upsetly bent the body to solve bell Dang, the bottom raised old Gao."Purine purine, purine purine", the military instructor greatly rings!……He is a radicle,cheap beats by dr dre!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1123 just to fight in Vietnam
Is a to more stand the soldier return to in Boston Harbor and see respectively several years of wife, very excited, no time for waiting ground with of attentive.Live in the port to travel a store on that night, a burst of**behind, suddenly and outside there is an alcoholic on the avenue drink many, very drunk confused knock on door, this what soldier got angry says:"How to make of, someone came!"
Which know that her wife didn't return to absolute being and returned to:"Do not manage, he can't come of, is that you damn fool fighting in Vietnam!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers alternative MM of chapter 1124 to think matrimony
Several dayses my stomach has a little not that comfortable, always want to vomit, once was at the right moment seen by colleague MM.
MM:Did you had?
I:
MM:You see you old vomit, , to, last last month you just asked for leave go home get married, no wonder that so hasty, originally received son married?I:Have no of matter son, I have no a kid again, which come of receive son to marry.It is you to pour, caution doesn't make to receive son to marry!
MM:If have one male of can make my belly greatly, make me get married good.
I:The crazy sweat has never seen a woman like this!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1125 drive male friend suddenly and leisurely return
The one fine day strolls a night market with boyfriend and see on the road the wayside have Tuo then and then, say"who have no so public spirit?Don't tidy up as well!"
The male friend asks"what?"
Accidentally point to let him see, he says "this is not, you saw wrong"
Accidentally defy spirit to say "clearly is"
The male friend says "heel your wager 5 dollars"
Hence accidentally walk to that Tuo then and then of front of, squatted down a body, cautiously look into, wish, is this clearly then and then!
The male friend has been already smiled to turn over and explode to beat him
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1126 to explode cold earthworm a
The earthworm is very boring for a this day, the small earthworm cut into the two pieces to oneself and played badminton and went to,
The earthworm mother feels this method quite good, cut into 4 of oneselfs to play mahjong to go to,
Earthworm father wanted to think, cut into oneself a meat end.
The earthworm mother cries to say:"You how so silly?Slicing is so ground mortal!"
Father of earthworm is weak to infirmly say:"……Suddenly want to kick football."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1127 to fire sniper's shots in the behind
The 80-year-old old man marries 20 young girls, soon young girl pregnancy, the old man takes a young girl to check at the hospital.
The old man asks a doctor:Isn't mine?
Doctor:I tell a story for you first.
A person takes a water gun in the forest and runs into a bad tiger, that person is nervous on lifting a gun, and the tiger died.Why?
Old man:Affirmative someone at the behind fire sniper's shots!?
Doctor not language
A spool of joke brocade gathers the characteristics of chapter 1128 Microsoft
An airplane enchanted a direction in fog.At this time, the airplane pilot sees a front not there is a skyscraper in distance, the back of the window of crest layer stood a person.Hence, the airplane pilot teed off a horizontal to that person and up wrote"where am I ?"
That person also tees off a horizontal after seeing and up writes"you are on a plane!".
The airplane pilot unexpectedly drove an airplane safety to land after seeing.The passenger curiously asks toward him at that time how to can recognize his own directions, he says and likes to say that some matchless exactitude but good for nothing words are the characteristicses of the personnel of the company of the Microsofts, so I therefore know that that mansion is the headquarters of Microsoft, know oneself's where.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1129 you can not Yin
Two pastors ride every day the bicycle goes to work, but one day, one among the pastors didn't ride bicycle, hence another pastor ask him reasons in it, this pastor says: I also could not remembered clearly, my wanting is stolen.Another pastor tells to read ten to quit, when being to read you can not steal meeting someone admitted stealing.
On the second day, two pastors met again, that pastor's car found out, your car found out, are you to press what what I said do?A pastor asks.Lost the pastor of the car answer way:H'm, not whole BE, I indeed read ten to quit and was to read you can not Yin, I seemed to think of me to put the car to the place of Shi Mo.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1130 Han Qiao to living sayings
1.ring along with wicketkeeper a Shao, the game ended.
2.each audience, the Mid-Autumn Festival just led, I did obeisance an old age for everyone.
3.BE now opened arbitrarily ball by Chinese brigade wicketkeeper Fan Zhi Yi.
4.just held in last week a don't open to marry noodles of livinged a gift.
5.may the audience having just opened elevator, we again chase score ……
6.leaf Zhao clever father
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